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IF: Ettore by imAile IF: Ettore by imAile
EDIT: (12/25/2013) gOT IN, WEEPS- if ur interested in RPing pls feel free to send me a note or comment!!! ; v ; <333 rly excited to RP with everyone's totally rad OCs
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HTML CODING IS STILL KINDA IN THE PROCESS???

:iconil-futuro:  im so excited for this group its horrible :iconneighplz: ya'll should defs check it out if you're interested in a cool new tarot card/mafia RP group!!!


[★] Identification Card
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[★] Identification Number
H8115M


[★] Name
Hector Mendez


[★] Nickname(s)
Ettore (it's kind of the italian equivalent of Hector!!)
Daddy (tHIS CREEPS HIM OUT)
Tory


[★] CV
Alessandro Rigotti


[★] Age
31


[★] Date of Birth
August 29, XXXX (1982)


[★] Sex
Male


[★] Hair Colour
Current: (Dyed) Green (pENTACLES REPRESENT YO)
Natural: Dark Blonde


[★] Eye Colour
Honey


[★] Height
5'11" | 180 cm


[★] Weight
173 lbs | 78 kg


[★] Nationality
Italian


[★] Arcana
Minor Arcana


[★] Card
V of Tentacles Pentacles


[★] Ability
Invisibility - He can turn himself and anything he touches invisible in the blink of an eye.


[★] Ability Limitation
★ He can only turn things he can and is touching invisible
★ He can't turn things permanently invisible, as soon as he lets go of the thing or turns his ability off it turns visible again
★ The more things he turns invisible the more tiring it is (so wanting to go full stealth mode while wearing layers and layers of clothing is more tiring compared to going ninja in the nude)


[★] Weapon of Choice
Green Glock 31 Gen4 bought it for his 31st bday
He also carries a concealed kahr pm9 pocket pistol in a crotch bag (in case he can't use his main gun)


[★] Reason for Joining Elias' harem
He originally wanted to get a loan from the mafia to pay off his other debts. He ended up joining because a mafia member could probably earn the amount of money he needed and he probably wouldn't be able to pay back the loan he originally wanted to make anyway.


[★] Occupation
Unemployed


[★] Likes
★ Looking cool
★ Being thanked
★ Brand name signature stuff
★ All you can eat buffets (he ain't a picky eater)
★ Giving stuff to other people


[★] Dislikes
★ Stains
★ Being asked if he needs help
★ Money going to waste
★ Cheap things
★ Knock Offs, Low quality stuff
★ His gifts being declined or returned
★ Being called "Daddy"


[★] Personality
Goofball
He tends to goof around a lot, doing things like making horrible jokes and pulling silly pranks, he also likes playing with kids.

Generous
Ettore often acts like he could be the sugar daddy of five girls. If you ask Ettore for a bite of his sandwich he'll buy you three differently flavored sandwiches and give you 20 Euros to buy yourself a drink with all to show off.

Show Off
Gold chain necklaces! Designer shades! Brand name suits! Money peeking from his pockets! It's like he's practically begging to be mugged. Ettore you see, tries his hardest to show off whatever expensive luxuries he has. Almost to the point it's just sad to look at (he sometimes even purposely leaves price tags on his clothes to show how much he spent on them).

Prideful
Ettore's pride is really, too big for his own good. He doesn't mind asking help for things he can do himself but when it's something he knows he needs help with he tries all sorts of stupid things to get it done himself, usually resulting in him getting himself into trouble.

Shopaholic
Be it men's clothing or women's jewelry as long as it's high quality or well-known Ettore will buy it even when he doesn't have any money to buy it with, he will find a way if it kills him.

Doesn't handle problems too well
Most of the time Ettore thinks pretty clearly but when he's in a problem he thinks knows he can't handle he becomes hasty and desperate.


[★] History
Ettore was born in Turin, Italy. His mamma took care of him and his two siblings while his papà worked at a bank as an accountant. His family was very lively! Every day was a blast! But Ettore's favorite time with his family was when they all huddled together on their living room couch and watched soap operas together. They even had popcorn ready! He also really liked watching the shopping channel with his mom once everyone else fell asleep after the soap operas were over.
Like most parents, Ettore's mamma and Papà were worried about his first day at school. Much to their relief Ettore fit in with his schoolmates quite well! He was also doing quite well in school, aside from occasionally being called to the principal's office for a few pranks he may or may not have done with his ability. He totally didn't deserve getting lectured on for turning Mr. Dauglik's pants invisible, to be honest it was more torture for Ettore than it ever was for the teacher.
Middle school was a very awkward phase for Ettore. High school was filled with a lot of... experimenting. And college was really great, he met a lot of friends who would lend him their computers, show him the latest tech, and even lend him clothes he liked sometimes! He also learned a bit of English. As soon as Ettore graduated his uncle helped him get into a company he used to work at.
    A nice family, a great childhood, good education, and eventually landing a job with a pretty darn good salary. Ettore had a great life, didn't he? Until he messed everything up, that is. Ettore had always been rather...ambitious? As a child and well, as good as his salary was it just wasn't enough. There was no way Ettore could afford all the stuff he would buy and wanted to buy. Heck, if you included the crazy amount of money he spends to shower his family and friends with gifts all the time he'd have to be a millionaire or something! Which of course, he wasn't. Actually, Ettore was just constantly maxing out his credit card, dangerously so. Almost every week his bank would call him asking if someone had stolen his credit card and how he wanted to address the situation. Yep, that's how bad Ettore was. But really, what was the problem with maxing out your credit card to buy cool stuff so long as you paid the money back? Nothing!
    Or at least that's what Ettore thought. As his credit bills piled more and more it took him longer and longer to pay them all. Eventually his credit score dropped to a pitiful 400 which increased the interest rate of his loans dragging him deeper and deeper into his debts. Everything was still alright though! He thought if worked a little more overtime, held back from the shopping a little he'd pay all his debts in no time! Whoops, actually even that wasn't possible anymore.  As if falling into debt wasn't enough, Ettore also got fired from his job once the company saw how low his credit was during an employee credit score check. Who knew you could get fired for something like that? Certainly not Ettore, haha! If he did he probably wouldn't have been oh so stupid! Or would he? No, certainly he wouldn't have gotten himself fired if he had only known. It was the company's fault for not warning their workers about things like that. Yeah, all their fault...Ettore's credit card was also eventually revoked from him.
Haha, alright. In debt and unemployed! Might even be on his way to homeless since, how could an unemployed man ever afford to live in such a pretty condo Ettore lived in? Haha...Alright! Ettore decided to think of his options. What options did he have left? He could always call his family for help, yeah. If he called them they would definitely take him in and help him pay his debts. No- whether it was Ettore's pride or fear of how his parents would react to how stupid their son had to be to fantastically ruin his life with a mere piece of plastic, it immediately expelled the thought of asking his family for help. Everything that had happened was his fault and he was already a grown man. He needed to solve this problem on his own.
By falling even deeper into debt! It was hard for Ettore to get a new job, since employers actually look at your credit and can decline you just for that. He also couldn't ask his uncle to help him get another job since, he never told his family he got fired. Ettore got desperate enough to well, get a loan from "shady" people and plan on using that to pay off his current debt and just somehow find a different way to pay off the new debt? Yeah, get into another debt to pay another debt. It made a lot of sense when Ettore first thought of it. However- instead of using the money to pay off his old debts one of Ettore's friends had convinced him to go gamble it at a casino for even more cash, he had apparently just won a few thousand euros and many people often won there. Like the idiot he was, Ettore gambled all the money he had gotten from the "shady people" and well...ACTUALLY WON!!! His money had tripled! He had enough money to pay off his debts and start clean!! Until he decided to gamble a little more and almost completely lost all his money.
You'd think a man who's went through all of that would finally learn his lesson. But no, the only thing he learned was how to get even deeper into debt! Paying off debts by getting into way bigger ones, amazing! Eventually Ettore had borrowed enough money from "shady" people even paying with his organs would do. It was a good thing Ettore was great at hiding and running away. Otherwise well...yeah...Eventually Ettore had ran out of loan sharks he knew to borrow money from, almost everyone was already hella angry at him for taking so long with his payments. Some would even rather have him dead than have the money. Wow, yeah, Ettore really needed to set himself straight. In his most desperate attempt to get himself out of debt yet he decided to try getting one last loan from dun dun dunnnn the mafia! Though somehow, instead of signing a loan agreement he ended up signing an application form to join the mafia. More or less...mafia members probably earn a lot of money right? This was it. He could feel that this was his opportunity to finally get himself out of debt.


[★] Tl;dr:
Ettore had a sweet family, nice childhood, and a good job! He slowly got himself into debt because he didn't know how to manage his money and eventually got himself fired. He became desperate after falling into debt and losing his job and his solution? Digging himself deeper and deeper into debt to get out. He was luckily able to hide from and run from most of the people he borrowed money from (who weren't too happy with how overdue his payments were). He got even more desperate though since nobody was willing to lend him money anymore and decided to get a loan from the mafia as a last resort. But instead of signing a loan agreement he ended up filling an application form since, working in the mafia would earn him a lot of money; money to pay his old debts with. It was also probably a lot smarter than borrowing money from the mafia and trying to run.


[★] Quote
"You'll never see me coming."


[★] Relationships
Apoca Cheilia - REBELLIOUS NUGGER LOVER DAUGHTER BFF
Havoc - REBELLIOUS CHEAP TSUNDERE SON FRIEND
Vani - REBELLIOUS TALL BIKER GANG SON ??? GETS ZAPPED BY HIM A LOT

[★] Miscellaneous
★ Knows enough English to hold proper conversations
★ He takes tons of selfies everyday and actively posts them on facebook
★ He gets more turned on by shopping than women or men lol
★ He likes to sing Careless Whisper in the shower a lot
★ Horrible singing voice
★ Dyed his hair green for the faction uniform thing so he can show off all his designer suits
★ He has three different phone numbers: One for Business, Debt Collectors, and Personal :eyes:
★ Doesn't have a permanent address as he's constantly running from people he owes money
He apparently gives off a pathetic aura


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:iconkame-o:
Kame-o Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Student
your character is rly cute omf--

would u like to rp sometime maybe ifitsnottoomuchtroubleumm,,,,,,
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:iconimaile:
imAile Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconletmeloveyousplz: tHANK YOU <33 YOUR CHARACTER IS RLY CUTE TOO! I JUST WANT TO WRAP HIM UP IN A BLANKET AND GIVE HIM A HUG WOWOW SUPER CUTE NERVOUS BOY

omg yes i would love to RP!!! PFFFT NO TROUBLE AT ALL <3333 V EXCITE ACTUALLY
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Ribbon-Knight Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
ETTORE NO
NO
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE THAT HOT AT 31 I DEMAND A CEASE AND DESIST BEING A CUTIE PATOOT HANDSOME HOTTIE RIGHT AWAY THANK YOU KINDLY

I REALLY LOVE HIM SO MUCH THIS DEBT-FILLED PRANKSTER BABE OF YOURS AAAAAAAA--:iconslashshine: AND I LOVE HOW YOU WROTE HIS BACKSTORY IT WAS SO CHARMING AND FULL OF PERSONALITY JUST LIKE ETTORE IS-- I love how you write so specifically about how he falls into debt and wow a non-tragic backstory too what a baby he sounds like he's so good to his family too AND I JUST LOVE THAT HE'S A SHOPAHOLIC AND HE JUST LIKES BUYING STUFF SO MUCH ESPECIALLY NAMEBRAND EXPENSIVE STUFF LIKE HE'S SO CUTE AND GOOFY AAAAAA

and hahaha Careless Whisper in the shower--
selfies on facebook
he doesn't have a permanent address bless--
geezy petes I love him too much Ettore marry me pls :icongyaa2plz::iconsparklesplz:


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:iconimaile:
imAile Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HE IS IF HE REGULARLY SPENDS AT LEAST 10,000 EUROS A WEEK GETTING FACIALS AT SPAS AND STUFF :iconmumcryplz: SCREAMS THANK YOU SO MUCH RIBBON <3333333

THANK YOU OMG YEAH I WANTED TO EXPLAIN HOW HE GOT DESPERATE ENOUGH TO WANT TO GET A LOAN FROM THE MAFIA and wheezes yes no tragedies here except for Ettore's wallet and mhm! even when he got into debt and stuff he still sent his family gifts :iconrlytearplz: really really loves his family!! aND AAAAAAAA THANK YOU! <333 YES I REALLY WANTED TO FIND HIM A THING THAT WOULD GET HIM INTO DEBT AND IT'D 100% BE HIS FAULT AND MEN WHO LIKE SHOPPING AND BRAND NAME THINGS ARE KINDA INTERESTING AHAAA  bjhjhsakf tY AGAIN WEEPS YES I LOVE RPING GOOFY CHARAS

:iconcoolplz: role model adult--//hit/  gahlksd rIBBON NO DON'T MARRY INTO DEBT SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU STILL CAN cries ettore would still buy you 10 diamond rings for each of your fingers though :iconwomanweepplz:
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PrinceSamm Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
SEXY DIVA EEEEEEEEEE 
///brings close and whispers at you 
Totes should rp sometime<3 
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:iconimaile:
imAile Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconheyboyplz: you know it~
//leans in close/ :iconholyshitmuffinsplz: HOW AND WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO RP? 
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PrinceSamm Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
//STROKES THE PREC GREEN HAIR 

I LIKE LIT AND I DO SKYPE, NOTES, AND GOOGLE DOCSSSS !!!
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:iconemi2yam2:
emi2yam2 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Ettore....we have to talk son :iconpapcryplz:
AiLE- IM GONNA CONFESS THIS NOW IM IN LOVE WITH UR SON OKAY???
OKAY????
Congrats getting in!! and aaaa I finally get to talk to you again //duckyruns
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imAile Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oMFG WHA-- ///////// FGHLKASGAHG :iconblushu2plz: T-TY EMI I AM V FLATTERED <3333
I AM IN DOKIS WITH UR SON ALSO HE'S SUCH AN ADORABLE A LITTLE SHEET V ATTRACTIVE TOO doki doki eating a lollipop like that no my weak heart cannot aND HIS WEAPON IS V COOL
AAA TY EMI!!!! <33333 :iconletmeloveyousplz: sdfhkakg cRIES YEA WE NEED 2 TALK MOREEEEEE also do u want to RP :iconrlytearplz:
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:iconemi2yam2:
emi2yam2 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Student Digital Artist
nO AILE.
SSSHHHH WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ETTORE OKAY???? //SHOVES AUGUST AWAY AND KIDNAPS UR SON
/but im happy u like my shitty son /kissu/

AND YES. WE HAVE TO. BUT IM TOO SHY TO TALK TO U SO GOMEN ;;;; ESP IN SKYPE CHAT AHAHAHAHAA ;;; I was worried u forgot about me or something //duckyruns

also-- omg yes I've love to rp //HOLDS U 


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imAile Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
pFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT yes okay i am v happy with this exchange :iconomanytebadtouchplz: gonna enjoy august v much--//hit
YW <3333 :iconkissingplz:

oMFG IT'S OKAY QT <3333 :iconsupertighthugplz: wheezes i've actually wanted to talk to you in the skype chat a number of times!!! but yeah cries i don't really see you much there?? sdfghjag lIKE IM USUALLY ALL I WONDER WHEN EMI'S GOING TO SAY A THING HERE WANT 2 TALK TO HER HHHHH AND SHHH NO I'D NEVER :iconnicestrokeplz:

hECK YEAAA how and where do you like to RP? //cLINGS 2 U oh emiiii :iconoohmrdarcyplz:
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:iconemi2yam2:
emi2yam2 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Student Digital Artist
ahahaha I'm too nervous to talk in the skype chat since I don't really know a lot of people???? //WHEEZES even tho everyone is so nice nnnggghh I'm always on skype thoo-- and read through ur chats //creeper uhuhuhuh

UM UM UM I sometimes pop into the chatroom, but we can do notes too-- or skype??
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:iconimaile:
imAile Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AAAA//PATPAT/ WEEPS YE I KNO THE FEEL if u ever want to drop by real quick tho feel free!!! everyone would love to g et to you know you fdghkasg wheezes i do that in other skype chats too aHA :iconpapmingplz: luRKS UNTIL I SEE A MOMENT TO POP UP or just keeps lurking forever

ahhhh notes please!! cries i tend to lose track of skype RPs :iconfaceeverythingplz: ghjla aLSO WHAT KIND OF STYLE DO YOU LIKE TO RP IN :iconrlytearplz:
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:iconemi2yam2:
emi2yam2 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
AAAIIIIHHHH I don't like cutting in conversations ahahaha like--- WHOOPS IM HERE AND NOPE IM GONE--- //rolls but yes yes, I-I will try harder to say hi (cause you guys are such cool cats im gonna-)

AND OKAY- lol don't worry I'm more nervous rp-ing chat tbh ahahahaaaa
AND AND AND I DO LIT???? But my replies can get super long sometimes ahahahaaa ;; I can adjust for you no prob tho~ o v o
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shannaroooooo Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Student Filmographer
Can I just say that I am lolling at your dearest Ettore in a VERY very good way :iconlazepoolplz: so amusing and sexy omfg

:iconlaughsplz:
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:iconimaile:
imAile Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconmuahplz: tY IM GLAD HE MADE U LOL <3333 CRIES I RLY LOVE MAKING DORKY CHARACTERS AND DERP RPS AND FGHJKSD TY MAN ANNA IS HELLA SEXY :iconeyezoomfojlplz: like dannnng girl i wouldnt mind u using that whip on me--//hit
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shannaroooooo Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Student Filmographer
OMG DORKY CHARACTERS AND DERP RPS. THEY'RE SIMPLY THE BEST <3333

Oh damn man you have a way with words :iconlazeplz: Let's take it to bed-- I mean :iconcoolplz:
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:iconimaile:
imAile Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
tHEYRE WHAT KEEPS MY KOKORO BEATING LIKE A SHOUJO GETTING THEIR FIRST KISSU :iconallmytearplz:

frick yeah im getting laid :iconbedsexplz: ---i mean :icondojimathumbsupplz:
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:iconkoto-chii:
koto-chii Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
AAILEE~~ welcome to the group! Q v Q /
i only evey RPed with u once but huhu hello

o(-< wow o wow what a hot tater tot this man is tho hhhhhhh
celeste is going to LOVE him //hithit


Ican'twaittoRPwithyoouu ////////////
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:iconimaile:
imAile Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
KOTOOOO~ :iconslashshine: THANK YOU <3333 IM RLY HAPPY TO BE IN IT
one night stands are overrated//hit aaaa yeah!! ; v ; i remember rping with ur v cute princess bun once!! wheeezes i hope we can RP a lot more here! > 7 <

:icontuzkiblushplz: EEEP THANK YOU <3 SAME ABOUT CELESTE GOSH SHE IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUSSSSSS :iconoohmrdarcyplz:
"men that buy her expensive things" theY'RE GOING TO GET ALONG SWIMMINGLY <333 ETTORE'S GOING TO LOVE HER TOO OMG SHE LIKES MONEY AND EXPENSIVE THINGS? LIKES BEING BOUGHT THINGS? ALL THE THINGS ETTORE LOVES AND LOVES DOING want to RP??? :'D
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:iconkoto-chii:
koto-chii Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
//WEEPS FOREVER
omg u still remember derp bunny huhuhuhuhuhu that was so long ago


DJNCS DKFJHBFVDSKJNDCHFVJGKBHNJFD OMG WOW HHHHH WHEEZING THANK YOU?? ////////
ETTORE'S REALLY SMOKIN TOO LIKE WOAH HEY THERE BABE HOW YA DOIN

OMG SHOPPING BUDDIES-- THEY CAN BUY ALL THE THINGS AND ETTORE'S THE ONE SPENDING ON THEM ALL //MING
of course bby e v e i thought you'd never ask :iconheplz:
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:iconimaile:
imAile Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i have an amazing memory :iconba-kyunplz: says the person who forgets what show they're watching as soon as the tv hits commercial

NO PROBLEM OMG I COULD STARE AT CELESTE'S CHEST FOR A WHILE SO NICE ON THE EYES cries her hair and outfit are so pretty like wooow v nice deisgn hhh
GSIUGKJAHGG TY :iconasdfghplz: FEELIN HELLA DOPE SHOPPIN while his wallet cries from how empty it is

SCREECHES PERFECT THEY CAN GO EMPTY OUT ALL THE STORES IN ITALY TOGETHER frick yeah just the way ettore likes it :iconming-roseplz: the start of a very beautiful friendship(?)

ohoho how could i ever resist :iconlazeplz: do you have any preferences for RPs like notes or comments or para or script? : o
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:iconkoto-chii:
koto-chii Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
//laff
//has absolutely terribad memory cantevenrememberbirthdays 
wheezes same-- sometimes i even forget the song i was previously listening to when i reach the next O(-<

jkdndkjfnskasfdas her chest is meant to be stared at its ok //hithit
aaaaaaaa but ettore tho-- so sleek even with green hair //ming
the chains around his neck are a nice touch and your coloring is so smooth hhh

LOL more debts to pay oui oui //weeping
AT LEAST THEY'RE BOTH IN THE MAFIA
SHOPPING WITH DIRTY MONEY YES YES

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP??? INDEED.


oh * o * i almost always para in skype-- but am MOST WILLING to go with however u like it babe
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imAile Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
//luaghs sAME i usually depend on fb/da to notify me of friend bdays atually :iconimsotiredplz:
sAME SOBBING. its a miracle i can even remember my own passwords ahahahaaaa

CHOKING yes perf bless u asdfghk tY MAN heck ye blingaringding he was supposed to have a gold tooth before tbh AND CRIES THANK YOU<3 your coloring is rly nice hhhhh the colors you picked rly pop!

PFFFFT gonna oui oui his pants when he gets the bill---///hit
fRICK YEAH MAFIA MEMBERS UNITE
AWWWWW YEA, EVERYTHING'S ABOUT THE MONEY BABE sobbing actual dirty money tho, paying the cashier with a bloody bill, cashier gets scared- "wHAT, HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A PAPER CUT BEFORE?"

SO BEAUTIFUL IT CANNOT BE COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD

ohhh!! would para RP in notes be okay then?  :iconwooowplz: i usually RP in script but i've been wanting to practice writing para!! wheezes gomen in advance for my writing ehe
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:iconkoto-chii:
koto-chii Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
UGH IKR-- //ming if it wasnt for those notifs-- i'd totes forget everyone's birthdays o(-<
HUHUHUHU I KNOW RIGHT??? but then to be honest-- i forgot a lot of other passwords already so heeeeehhh

GOLD TOOTH-- W O W SO FANCY

CHOKING oui oui his pants IMCRY
WOW THAT'S A BIG PAPER CUT-- 
but hey dirty money doesnt have to have just blood i mean a lot of other things go on in the mafia ohonhonhonhon

Aaahh!! Para in notes it is then Q v Q pardon me for slow replies tho--
BUT SURE why not-- want to start??:iconmingplz:
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:iconimaile:
imAile Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sAMEEEEE but cries even w/ the notifs i can never finish bday  gifts on time ahaaaaa :iconpapmingplz: sorry friends pls enjoy stickman with birthday hat and badly drawn cake
sAME heaven knows how many "forgot your password?" emails i've gotten ahaaaa as long as i know the email ad i can just reset password ghjf

hED PROBABLY CRY TOO
ohoho ye that's the kind of dirty money ettore likes best

yES OKAY AND LAUGHS S'OKAY DW I REPLY EVEN SLOWER THAN A TURTLE

AND LOL SURE :icondojimathumbsupplz: will send u a note when i thiknk of a starter
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Mattyzilla Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Your ID number is H8115M

hey babe.. congrats on getting in :icongaywinkplz:
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:iconimaile:
imAile Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
tY HOT STUFF~ ILL GET STARTED ON MY IDICK CARD RIGHT AWAY <3

CRIESSSS THANK U <33333 I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE I GOT ACCEPTED AHHAAAAA :iconhandspazzplz: v excite 2 RP with the don too :iconlazeplz:
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chexuka Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ETTORE YOU AMAZING MAN
cries he's the only one I've seen with a fairly happy story where no one dies yet good on him
SELFIES AND CARELESS WHISPER THOUGH
HE'S PERFECT
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imAile Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WHEEZES IM TOO MUCH OF A BABYT O KILL ANYONE :iconpapcryplz: the only thin g dying is his wallet
sOME OF HIS VERY DORKY HOBBIES very mature 35 year old adult right here
cRYING THANK U CHEEEXZ
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chexuka Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THAT'S GOOD THOUGH //PATPAT NICERR THAN GIVING THEM A TRAGIC BACKSTORY
laughs true
WHAT A BABY yes great adult man
one of the best ok
nO BUT HE'S REALLY GREAT U GO ETTORE
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shieonn Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Student General Artist
ASDFGHJKL CUP CREW 2013!!!! HE'S SO GORJASS :iconlaze3plz:
yes Elias' harem is unstoppable lmao
OTL cupqueenshallcomeSOMEDAY OTL
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imAile Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg cup crew- that sounds rly cute!!! and CRIES THANK U <333
fRICK YEAH EVERYONE'S RLY HOT AND THEY ALSO HAVE RLY COOL POWERS/WEAPONS NO ONE CAN G ET IN THEIR WAY
ahhh you're going for queen of cups?? Good luck with your app, man!!! :icongoodjob-plz: im sure they'll be a hecka rad cup queen!
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shieonn Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Student General Artist
yes yes it does lmao NO PROBB <3<3<3
asdfghjkl; thanks QAQ getting to draw her now ewe on join.me heh
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imAile Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
np- oooh!! good luck drawing her and i hope you have fun in your join.me! :icononioncheer1plz:
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shieonn Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Thanks!! ^7^ :iconrubcheeksplz:
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davekatkind Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
i think i forgot to mention this before but he's perfect
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imAile Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconmileycyrusderpplz: NOBODY'S PERFECT! I GOTTA WORK IT! AGAIN AND AGAIN 'TIL I GET IT RIGHHHHT
THANK U RUNNNEE <><><>
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davekatkind Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
sCREAMING MILEY PLS
YW AILE<><><><>
PS
DID YOU KNOW
DA HAS AN INSTANT TAG THING NOW
LIKE
IF YOU TYPE @
THINGS POP UP
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imAile Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i think u mean dANGFLABBITMILEY there is surpsisingly no billy ray cyrus plz icons i am in total shock rn:iconderpjohnplz:

aLSO I SAW IT IN ONE OF THE UPDATES BUT IVE NEVER TRIED IT-
~AlicantesRune woah wOAH A SMALL LIST POPPED UP THAT IS SO CUTE- what does it do it looks like it just made a : dev : thing
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davekatkind Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
no i mean sWEET NIBBLETS and omfg dA has finally doesn't have an icon aile i think that's the sign that you need to make one
AND SCREAMS RIGHT IT'S SO ADORABLE BUT YEAH MORE OR LESS IT'S JUST P SIMPLE man i kinda wish dA stayed with the old "submit deviantarts" tho???? cause everything is too hi-tech now and cODING IS HARD
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imAile Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
iM CRYING- hannah montanna used to make me try adapting a cowboy accent oh my gosh aND RIGHT- SO SHOCKING

sobs sOMEDAY the whole icon makigng thing is gr8 for passing time when there's nothing 2 do
YEAH----SAME!!! omfg you have no idea how much trouble i had???? with coding ettore's written app?? LIKE I SWEAR CODING IT TOOK LONGER THAN WRITING IT OMG A LOT OF CODES I REGULARLY USE FOR APPS DON'T WORK PROPERLY ANYMORE??? LIKE IF THE < UL > CODE DOESNT AFFECT V LONG STRINGS OF TEXT ANYMORE? AND THE < SUB > CODE WAS BEING CUT OFF BY AN AUTOMATICALLY DA PUT </ SUB > ???? and then there were some </ span > junk dA started putting on it??? aLSO YOU CANT USE DEVIATION URLS TO LINK TO OTHER DEVIATIONS IN ARTIST COMMENTS ANYMORE I THINK? YOU HAVE TO USE FAV.ME LINKS OTHERWISE IT ERRORS- im even confused about how to code comments now ugh
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davekatkind Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
RIGHT omg when i used to watch hannah montana i thought that was how you're supposed to speak english

i think i kinda forgot how to make them weeps or maybe it's just the photoshop i'm using?? it's kinda different from the one i used before to make icons

SCREAMS A LOT I UNDERSTAND COLETTE'S WRITTEN APP GAVE ME SO MUCH FRUSTRATION TOO AND RIGHT???????? THE FRICKING AUTOMATIC </SOMETHING> HERE WAS SO FRUSTRATING LIKE??? WHY??????? AND OMFG WHAT YOU CAN'T EVEN LINK PROPERLY ANYMORE GDI DA WHY DO YOU DO THIS EVERYTHING USED TO BE EASY AND SIMPLE
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imAile Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
iM CRYING OMG- SOBS I JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED FUN TO DO

ooh-//patpat/ cries if u ever wanna make them again i can show you??? what ps r u usin now? : o

//PATPAT/ AT LEAST HER WRITTEN APP LOOKS SO FABULOUS WOW SUCH BEAUTIFUL CODING //THERETHERE/ and RIGHT OH MY GOSH CODES I DIDNT TYPE POPPING UP EVERYWHERE UGH I HAD TO RESTART THE CODING SO MANY TIMES AND RIGHT- I MEAN CHANGING THE APPEARANCE OF THE SITE DOESNT RLY MATTER TO ME??? BUT CHANGING STUFF THAT WORKED GR8 THE LIKE SUBMIT DEVIATION PAGE, HTML CODING, AND THE LINK THING??? IS KINDA BOTHERSOME
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hyalinee Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
omg careless whisper in the shower wheeze I CAN'T BREATHE I'M CREY :iconclapplz:
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imAile Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
tHE SHOWER AKA BEST PLACE TO DO AWKWARD KARAOKE EVER the sound of the water also drowns his horrid voice out so his neighbors dont get angry at him CRIES IM GLAD U FOUND IT AMUSIN <3 :iconblushinplz:
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hyalinee Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
wheeze careless whisper cracks me up regardless of circumstances BUT LIKE AMG :iconmingplz:
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imAile Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
same, same, :iconjunesplz: jUST HEARING THE SAX PART MAKES ME START LAUGHIGN its like its from a v emotional porn movie or somehting :iconoohmrdarcyplz:
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hyalinee Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I KNOW I KNOW I START GIGGLING LIKE NUTS OH MY GOD then by the time he gets to the chorus my stomach hurts from laughing BUT I CAN'T STOP :iconpapmingplz:
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atds0724 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Stop right now aile
pls
this man is super gorjass
I cant breathe properly
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